Emily 18 Beach Bikini Pics


Tell your friends that you are getting married and they will probably cry and whine like little bitches. Why? Because in the past getting married meant your life stopped! Not anymore though… Now we have the Internet!

With the Internet comes a whole new way of looking at the world. Where before you needed to leave your home and buy porn at some liquor store, or an adult store just for buying porn, these days you can stay home and get it over a high speed line!

Hey, when I first got into porn it was traded via phone lines. If I wanted to download the Emily 18 gallery above I would have had to set it all up in a queue and then wait ALL NIGHT for it to download. High rez pics? Forget about it! Video? You gotta fucking be kidding me right?

But these days you can stream videos like it is nothing. You don’t even have to download them because streaming them is often just as quick as opening them up on your computer. Only, streaming them means less shit for wifey-boo to find!

So have an innocent fling with a girl half your age. Shit… Emily18 is about 1/3 my age now. Fuck I am getting old… But I don’t feel like it. I have wall-to-wall pussy around me 24 hours a day. So can you with an Emily18.com password!

Tell your friends you are getting married. Then treat yourself to a wedding present with Emily 18!